This time I'll accept that
tagged me. Not really but he and I thought it'd be funny to do this with BM Matteo. 1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag five people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.
Italic=Matteo
bold=Creator
1. What is your name?
*glares at interviewer* It's none of your business.
*creator glares at Matteo*
Fine, Its Matteo.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Some stronzate about it being the name of a plague doctor.. Ask creator..
3. Are you single or taken?
I have many concubines that beg and plead for my affections, I keep them wanting like the whores they are.
*creator interjects* He's single, I tried making a female MOC for him but she wanted nothing to do with him. I wonder why.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I has blood letters, scent intoxication which make people fall down and act like fools, its quite funny.. I sometimes have plague smoke, depending on which story you look at.
Matteo also has an ability to be an asshole that's so great that it should probably be considered an ability or power.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue!
FAK YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT!
That was kinda dumb to call Matteo a Mary Sue
6. What's your eye color?
They're green.
7. How about hair color?
Why do you care so much what I look like, you one of those fags or something?
8. Have you any family-members?
No...my family is all dead.
What about Matteonette? He's like your brother
FUCK DAT RETARDED PEZZO DI MERDA LOOK ALIKE AND YOU FOR MAKING HIM. Jerk, you did that just to piss me off
If that was the case then I'd say it worked.
9. Any Pets?
Archimedes is my bitch ever since I cured him of the scrap Mutagen
Matteo's actually telling the truth for a change, its kinda sad.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like
Matteonette, creator's bass-*pauses and looks up at creator*....not being in tune, ya.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Playing my Lute, finding cures for mankind to benefit from *creator interjects again* Terrorizing the other MOCs.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
When doesn't Matteo hurt somebody? I've lost count how many times I've had to put Archi's wings back on., poor guy.
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
All the time, it is easy for me.
14. What kind of animal are you?
A fierce raging dragon of old
Raging is sure right XD
Hey screw you
do you wanna be disassembled? *glares at Matteo*
*pouts* No sir, I sorry
15. Name your worst habits?
I can't think of any of the top of my hat
Really Matteo? Really?
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Creator,, Mototaur, Ryakk, Gravix when he's in his fancy super pants thingy, Autumnales, Relik, and that new Kuku bird guy, they're all taller than me.
17. Are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
See, you want to know if I'm a fag because you're a fag. Touche me and I'll cut your queer hand off.
18. Do you go to school?
No, I just school bitches on how to act.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I've already had two wives, they're both dead now
Hes referring to the two wives hes had in the stories, The stories in which he's not such an asshole
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I have so many fans its makes the other MOCs jealous.
does like to draw Matteo a lot, the one of him in a nurses outfit is pretty funny What?
Oh...nothing.
21. What are you most afraid of?
Creator taking me apart, not gonna lie on that one.
22. What do you usually wear?
Clothes, my mask, and hat
23. What's one food that tempts you?
The Alfredo pasta creator makes, its is magnifico
It is actually the best dish I make. I'll give him that one
24: Am I annoying you?
Yes please go die
25. Well, it's still not over!
Fuck you, its over when I say so. *gets up and walks away*
...............I guess- *Matteo Returns* I forgot my bag, you're still annoying, this interview is still over and Matteonette is still ugly..
You heard him, I guess the interview is over.
*gets up, follows Matteo and doesn't tag any new people* If you didn't get any of the references then you haven't read my Bionicle MOCkery comic pages. They're in my gallery in their own folder.
