This magnificent bitch tagged me!
1. The ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE has claimed the World! You are one of the few survivors.
2. Put together a team of 20 deviants, including yourself, 18 deviants you like/support/adore and one random other guy. (or just anyone you choose)
3. You have 15 set descriptions. Create 4 additional ones and mark them with
. These special ones need to fit 4 of your chosen deviants ( but don't have to end up featuring them ).
4. Give yourself a
for every special description, that by chance ends up with the deviant, you created it for.
5. Use www.random.org/lists/
to randomize your cast.
Introduce the group of survivors
I am your Murderous host
so don't fuck with me. I won't hesitate to knee cap your ass and leave you like Otis if you fuck with me. But got my back, and I'll have yours till the end.
Elite squad of Homies:
Random ass MO-FO:
This is what we do!1. The one who wields a Katana:
Make us some coconut sushi! 2. The chef who cooks the same meal for lunch every day:
Mmmm some good Ol' unhealthy traditional Finnish cooking. 3. The one who watches your back in every battle:
It'll be just
like that one episode of Astronautical! 4. The one who always ends up having to save your sorry ass:
I'm sorry! 5. The one who kicks more ass than Chuck Norris:
They don't call him "Iron Duck" for nothing y'know. 6. The one who always gets the Zombie Kill of the week:
She does it in such an adorable way. Killin' them with cuteness! 7 The one who created a Modern art project from zombie blood:
Then promptly gets eaten because he was admiring his work. 8. The one you have an unrequited crush on:
Well....this is awkward. At least it wasn't 9 The one who totally saw all this coming and was the most prepared for it:
Have fun lugging around all that Gold Liam! 10. The one that accidentally shoots you in the foot:
You motherfucker! I knew it'd be you! 11. The one who kills a zombie alligator in the sewers, using a gas cylinder and a single bullet:
Gale is resourceful so I can believe it.
12. The Lollipop Chainsaw girl who mows down a horde of zombies with her chainsaw:
Good luck with that Ben.
13. The one who turns half-way through the adventure:
OH GODDAMNIT, RIGHT IN THE FEELS! We will miss you Lianyu, and I'm sorry I have to shoot you in the face.
14 Has the best Milkytea of all the zombie apocalypse:
and 3D printed all our guns to!
15. The one who's actually plotting against the group the entire time:
This doesn't surprise me one bit...she's Canadian. You can't trust people who are that
16 Makes ramen noodles like a champ:
17. The one that came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and is all out of gum:
YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT MAN! Its all that dark souls he played as a man-child. 18. The one who snatches the antidote from a rogue military facility:
It makes sense. Dennis probably got hired and promoted there, then quit, then got hired back and promoted again.
19. The two sole survivors who walk off into the sunset in the end to build a new survivor's camp:
Well at least we'll be a bilingual survivors camp.
Sorry to hear the rest of you got murdered-ed by the "walkers" I promise I'll only feel a little bit of sadness as I put a bullet or axe between your eyes. LOVE YOU!
If you've been a part of this adenture then I'm sorry to say that you've been tagged! Time to continue this Meme!